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howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

If you just want ass, say it.  I might think you’re a disgusting pig, but at least I know from the beginning that that’s who you are, and that you’re real about it.  I don’t understand the point in trying to pretend that you want a relationship, or at least something more than nothing, and putting in the effort that goes along with that—trying to make me think you’re a good guy, coming to visit, spending the money, all the texting and talking and getting to know each other—if you only want to hit it.  Guys: if you want to get it in, there are plenty of slutty girls who will be more than happy to get your dick wet.  Don’t use us nice girls, the ones who openly tell you that we don’t just want sex, the ones who make sure to let you know that we’ll get attached, the ones that say no over and over again until we feel comfortable enough to say yes… that’s just not cool.

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I LOVE SPONGEBOB SO MUCH

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tridant:

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

 

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this is an accurate representation of the way that men and women respectively think

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Fuck you, Ricky.

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how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:

A jots-wearing fan lives the dream and rushes the field after Mets’ no hitter.

This man is an American hero.